He'll Just Get a Job at the US Postal Service

What has a  fireplace, a hundred foil packets stained with cocaine residue and 300 unissued parking tickets?  

Give up? 

The home of Sal Mungia of the Chicago Police Department.  He was being evicted in August of 2005 when deputy sheriffs discovered the foil packets littering the bedroom floor and also stacks of the tickets on the mantelpiece.