Borgward: Veterinarian Scams

Here's another Borgward.

Borgward Declawed

I have a friend who keeps cats.  At one time he had two and they never went out of his apartment and they were....declawed.  He fed them and played with them and emptied their litter box and I assume he took them to the veterinarian whenever they got ill.  He was a very responsible pet owner and loved these animals. 

Borgward Plastic Surgery

Here's another Borgward cartoon. 

 I've often wondered what Michael Jackson's children thought of his looks.  Did they wonder why they didn't look like him?  Was he a jealous husband? 

MJ:   "Hey, that kid doesn't look a thing like me/"

Wife:  "Oh yeah, well you don't look a thing like you either."

Reminds me of that Chinese guy who got divorced because of an ugly baby.  His wife had a lot of face sculpting done before they met and he expected his daughter to be beautiful like the mom, and was disappointed.

BORGWARD

And here is one of my favorite cartoonists.  What he lacks in polished drawing, he makes up in getting the idea across.   I wonder what he has against eskimos?